This evening, I saw an odd thing in The Shire. It was a pink elephant on top of a little van. I hadn't taken any non prescription substances and I even have a photo to prove it. I sent my man from Magnum to capture the beast.
Elephant sightings in Plumsteadshire are rare, but I do think I have seen another one around Herbert Road.
Is it the same one?
This is most peculiar.