Lots of important things to write about:-
1) Opening of the Woolwich Arsenal DLR and my sources tell me that mayor BoJo has cut the ribbon today.
2) Many fine comedians coming to The Shire.
3) Chavs......eeeeeuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww no.
No, hot topic is that the one and only Elvis Presley is coming to Spice Island on Wednesday 21st January. Curry AND Elvis the pelvis, now that IS hot.